Who has the best nickname in Chilliwack?

At Fraser Valley Basketball we like to report the facts but we also like to do some fun things (like Separated at Birth) that keep people laughing and entertained.  Our newest venture is into the world of nicknames.  Simply put, we are looking for the best nickname of any local basketball player and we need your help!

Whether it is a nickname that has been around for a few years or a nickname that you've been privately keeping in your mind (and laughing to yourself about), we would like you to submit it along with a short explanation.  After the nomination process, we will have a public poll as well as a specially-appointed "Nickname Jury" to select the most fitting and entertaining nickname.

Please shoot me an email at jeremycockrill@gmail.com to submit your nomination.